Sleepy sunsets & sleepless midnights

stevenrogered:

What is that? A birthday hat. I make them. I made this one for you. I was not sure when exactly your birthday was, but I did not want it to pass without celebration. 

allthatdivides:

I’ve seen a handful of posts now like “WHERE DID VANILLA EXTRACT COME FROM” “i dont understand the vanilla extract meme” “how did you guys make a new meme in a couple hours” like how are you guys not acclimated to this environment yet. you come on, you see a post with vanilla extract and go huh. you scroll a bit and see another. huh? everyone is voting for vanilla extract. it seems to be the new meme. why? it literally does not matter. this is the committing to the bit website now jump on this fucking bandwagon and press the vanilla extract button.

Sometimes I feel like I’m too much for him.

feral-ballad:

Mary Oliver, from Upstream: Selected Essay

[Text ID: “maybe it’s about the wonderful things that may happen if you break the ropes that are holding you.”]

aroace-crow:

thoughtfulfuri:

omnipotentoverlord:

laropasucia:

biggaybunny:

onlinegf:

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

This is my joy.

This made me look at networks near me and: 

in case anyone was uncertain about what they’re signing up for

gutsygills:

man, why won’t my cat do this

t4tfaggot:

i think everybody needs to shave their head at least once in their life. especially if youre scared of getting an ugly haircut or something. get it buzzed and youll freak out for a week maybe but eventually get used to it and enjoy the lack of maintenance and then when it grows out you can try new styles without any anxiety bc now youre cool with shaving it all as a fall back plan. this has been a buzzcut propaganda post

foxy-alien:

😔 is a gateway drug into using emojis fulltime

silly-jellyghoty:

va-draws:

A moment of light during the siege

It really does feel like that

crabussy:

you ask me what the time is and I glance at my wrist but instead of a wristwatch there’s a compass duct taped to my wrist and I immediately turn and walk north never to be seen again

teathattast:

joshpeck:

so turns out mindlessly scrolling on my phone for 4 hours didn’t actually make me feel better

another 4 hours should do the trick

thewintersoldier:

Steve Buscemi as Romero
SPY KIDS 2: THE ISLAND OF LOST DREAMS (2002)
- dir. Robert Rodriguez

funnytwittertweets:

1anonyymous1:

I hope 2023 is good to my mom

randomfae:

thefeminineurge:

“come back with a warrant”

i felt that. i shall start using that answer. it’s perfect.